Katy Perry axed from Sesame Street for being too attractive

25 Sep
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KATY PERRY’S appearance on Sesame Street has been cut after American mothers complained the singer is too attractive and were concerned their children and husbands would see them for the greasy she-whales they are.

On Monday, a video of Perry singing a version of her hit Hot n Cold with Sesame Street puppet Elmo was posted on YouTube. However within hours, mothers, outraged by Perry’s low-cut dress, slim figure and general attractiveness, began protesting on various Internet forums and social networking sites.

One mother wrote: “She should have covered up her body more, it’s indecent for her to show that much cleavage on a kids’ show.

“And she should have put a paper bag over her head, because she’s got a very pretty face and that makes me hate myself.”

On the Concerned American Mothers forum, Sally McKinner from Tennessee said: “My daughter saw the video on YouTube and said ‘mommy, why aren’t you thin and pretty like Katy Perry?’

“I think I’m going to start self-harming again.”

As a result of the protests, Sesame Street’s producers decided not to use the clip, and released a statement:

“In light of the feedback we’ve received on the Katy Perry music video which was released on YouTube only, we have decided we will not air the segment on the television broadcast of Sesame Street, which is aimed at preschoolers. We also value the opinions of parents and do not wish to highlight to children the fact that their mothers are disgustingly overweight self-loathing trolls.”

The statement was little comfort to those mothers whose family members had already seen the video on the Internet. One comment online read: “Since seeing the clip of Katy Perry and Elmo online my husband has barely touched me. He looks very disappointed, shakes his head and sighs whenever he sees me. Now he just watches Katy Perry videos on YouTube all day.

“I’ve also caught him masturbating over a picture of Elmo.”

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