Katie Waissel threatens dirty protest live on air if public don’t vote for her

9 Nov
Katie Waissel

Katie Waissel on Sunday's results show.

X FACTOR contestant Katie Waissel has threatened to stage a dirty protest live on air if she is in the bottom two during next Sunday’s results show.

Last Sunday, an emotional Waissel was one of the two contestants who received the fewest public votes – her third time in the series – pushing the already fragile singer closer to the edge of a wonderfully theatrical mental breakdown.

During her ‘survival’ performance of Solomon Burke’s Don’t Give up on Me, having forgotten the words to a couple of lines of the song, the 24 year-old singer said “You know what, sod it!” and sat down on the stage cross-legged like a sulking child.

However in scenes that prompted furious fans to flood the Internet with complaints, it was call centre worker Treyk Cohen who the judges chose to send home, after mentor Cheryl Cole declined to vote, saying: “Ahm not fookin votin for either of me lasses. Ahm not sendin neither of them home, man.”

Host Dermot O’Leary prompted Cole to choose a contestant but she further dug her Jimmy Choo heels in, snapping back: “Then let these two bastards vote first and ah’ll take it to fookin deadlock, man!”

Seleb Spy has learnt from sources inside the X Factor house that Waissel is now so angry with the public for not allowing her to fulfil her destiny to become a star, that she has threatened to stage a dirty protest live on air if she is the bottom two again next Sunday – defecating on the stage and smearing her excrement on the judges’ desk while singing Milkshake by Kelis.

X Factor supremo Simon Cowell refused to confirm whether there was any truth behind the rumour, saying only: “Seeing Katie shit on stage would potentially be the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.

“But having said that, it’d be no less disgusting than seeing Mary’s bingo wings flapping about every week.”

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