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Marks & Spencer delighted by Rihanna’s endorsement

3 Feb
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SCARY GINGER SPICE - In her latest video, Rihanna dresses as all five Spice Girls at the same time.

HIGH street giant Marks & Spencer has expressed its gratitude to singer Rihanna for dedicating her new single M&S to the company.

M&S is the third single from the Barbadian singer’s platinum selling album Loud and the follow-up to her number one smash hit What’s My Name?

Marks & Spencer chairman Michael Clark said he was delighted when he heard that Rihanna had named her new song after the struggling retailer.

“It did come as a bit of a surprise. I didn’t actually know anything about it until I saw the video online, yesterday.

“But obviously I am thrilled that Rihanna has dedicated her new single to M&S – she is one of the biggest pop stars in the world at the moment.

“My seven-year-old daughter loves her song Rude Boy. She’s always singing it.

“You know, ‘Come on rude boy, boy, can you get it up, come here rude boy, boy, is you big enough? Take it, take it, baby, baby, take it, take it, love me, love me’.


The song is accompanied by a raunchy video featuring what Clark claims is Marks & Spencer’s Spring 2011 collection.

In the video, Rihanna can be seen wearing pink latex suspenders with matching latex swimming cap, among other steamy outfits.

Clark said: “I can only assume that is our new Spring 2011 collection. I don’t really follow what our designers are coming up with. But I like what I see.”

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In recent years, Marks & Spencer has sought to shed its old-fashioned, frumpy image and appeal to the more sophisticated younger woman.

Its successful advertising campaign featuring a string of well-known celebrities has seen the chain’s profits soar.

However Clark claims it is still difficult for his company to contend with more fashionable high street clothing giants such as H&M and Topman.

“Up until now, in our ad campaigns we’ve had to settle for Dannii Minogue, Myleene Klass, and fucking Twiggy.

“We were about to really scrape the bottom of the barrel and sign up Lulu.

“So it’s great that in Rihanna we actually have a celebrity on board who doesn’t need to be wadded with Tena Lady before each photo shoot to stop them going off like a pierced beer keg.”

Clark insists that Marks & Spencer did not pay Rihanna for the endorsement and that it was entirely the singer’s decision to devote the song to the company.

He said: “Honestly, I knew nothing about it until I saw the video online and noticed the song was called M&S.

“Wait, it’s called what? Oh shit.”


Ofcom to closely investigate Christina Aguilera’s arse

21 Dec
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Christina Aguilera's performance during the X Factor final was deemed to be too raunchy by some

X FACTOR’s raunchy final is to be closely investigated by male Ofcom officials in dimly lit rooms, the media regulator has announced.

The show saw dirrty US star Christina Aguilera perform a suggestive routine with scantily clad dancers, while Rihanna also gave a saucy performance of her single Sniff my Bum during which she stripped off and paraded around the stage in a bikini.

Ofcom received around 2,750 complaints about the pre-watershed scenes and broadcaster ITV had more than 1,000 from concerned parents shocked by the adult nature of the show.

Stunned mother Sally Mitchell from Essex said: “I was flicking through the channels and suddenly saw Christina Aguilera bent over a stool doing what in the animal kingdom would be described as ‘presenting’

“What sort of example is that for my daughters?” Added the obese single mum of four children by different fathers.

Ofcom will now assess whether the show broke section 1.3 of the broadcasting code, which states that “children must be protected from seeing slutty whores having sex with chairs, stools or any other type of seat”.

Male Ofcom officials will closely examine the footage of Aguilera and Rihanna’s performances in a dimly lit room with a box of tissues and some hand lotion.

Ofcom broadcast reviewer Andy Clark said: “I will be focusing on Miss Aguilera’s bottom, and assessing whether it exceeded the acceptable level of eroticism for a pre-watershed broadcast.

“I’m going to examine the footage very closely over and over and over, in slow motion, and freeze-frame, until my conclusions come spilling out onto my report.

“You may think my job sounds pretty easy, but just a couple of weeks ago I had to investigate Anne Widdecombe’s pant-less upskirt shot on Strictly Come Dancing.”

Rihanna apologises for drunken X Factor rampage

14 Dec


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What's my name, bitches. Rihanna disgraces herself live on air during the final of ITV's X Factor.

RIHANNA has apologised for her drunken rampage live on air during Saturday’s X Factor final during which she ran around on stage in her underwear slapping her thighs together.


In addition to her earlier performance with contestant Matt Cardle, the Barbadian star was due to perform her new single Sniff My Bum at the end of the show.

However the estimated 15 million viewers at home were left shocked when the Umbrella singer instead went on stage, stripped down to her underwear, starting banging her thighs together and in an apparent state of disorientation repeatedly asked the audience to remind her what her own name was.

X Factor fans immediately inundated the Internet with angry comments about the shocking incident.

One viewer, mother-of-two Sally Anderson from Surrey, wrote on the Daily News forum: “I was watching the X Factor final with my family and we were happily enjoying the performances by the contestants.

“The next we knew there was some kind of Ronald McDonald transgender prostitute cavorting around in its underwear shouting ‘what’s my name?!’

“I didn’t know where to look, the children were in tears and my elderly father, who was wearing pyjama bottoms at the time, became quite physically aroused, much to everyone’s embarrassment.”

Rihanna issued an apology today, admitting she had become inebriated on a coconut based liquor backstage prior to her second performance.

She said: “Hear me now, me had a few too many Malibu and Coke fur meself after performin with dat batty man Matt and got a lil charged and ting.”

Commenting on the incident, X Factor supremo Simon Cowell said: “It was unfortunate that Rihanna didn’t perform her new single Sniff My Bum as planned.

“But having said that, it’s not the first time we’ve had a drunk flame-haired woman making an arse of herself on the show.

“Sharon Osbourne was a judge for 4 years after all.”

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